Motponwik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish dragon.

Motponwik created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motponwik, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Motponwik, he will make you grow a tail.

Motponwik's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Motponwik's Holy Commandments

1. Motponwik loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must never eat grapes.