Sterlarpvol is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, tiresome dugong.

Sterlarpvol created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterlarpvol, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sterlarpvol, she will throw large rocks at you.

Sterlarpvol's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sterlarpvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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