Jamfonmab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, fast frog.

Jamfonmab created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamfonmab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jamfonmab, he will destroy your home solar system.

Jamfonmab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jamfonmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near frogs while wearing white ear rings and balancing eight copper spheres on your back.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never bounce in holy places.