Mipflyspag Davbepcet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome pigeon.

Mipflyspag Davbepcet created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipflyspag Davbepcet, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mipflyspag Davbepcet, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mipflyspag Davbepcet's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Mipflyspag Davbepcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Mipflyspag Davbepcet in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never bounce in the presence of dolphins.

5. Do not shave your chest.