Jabhammad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, capable fly.

Jabhammad created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabhammad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jabhammad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jabhammad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Jabhammad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five swans approach from the east.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fast once a month.