Cutfosstip is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, prudent clam.

Cutfosstip created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutfosstip, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cutfosstip, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cutfosstip's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cutfosstip's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry cats.

2. Retreat if nine tortoises approach from the north.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.