Shavyarzig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, amazing mongoose.

Shavyarzig created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavyarzig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Shavyarzig, it will come to you in dreams.

Shavyarzig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Shavyarzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not kill shrews.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.