Cipsintarg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous hippopotamus.

Cipsintarg created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cipsintarg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cipsintarg, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cipsintarg's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cipsintarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Never eat green fruit.