Fodrotkan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, weak zebra.

Fodrotkan created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodrotkan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fodrotkan, it will cry a lot.

Fodrotkan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fodrotkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must pray to Fodrotkan six times a day.

5. Do not shave your face.