Farnnurtligominmilnibomin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic hyena.

Farnnurtligominmilnibomin created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnnurtligominmilnibomin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Farnnurtligominmilnibomin, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Farnnurtligominmilnibomin's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Farnnurtligominmilnibomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six turtles in a large pit.

2. Never laugh near otters.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not commit murder.