Tomcussrat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest rat.

Tomcussrat created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomcussrat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tomcussrat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tomcussrat's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tomcussrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near moths while wearing mauve kilts and balancing three silicon spheres on your feet.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Never think about planets.