Dun is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating wren.

Dun created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dun, it will turn you into a puffin.

Dun's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never feed coconuts to mice while wearing rings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.