Wodfobmob is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, intelligent ant.

Wodfobmob created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodfobmob, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wodfobmob, she will turn you into a plant.

Wodfobmob's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Wodfobmob's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never feed corn to dolphins while wearing violet shirts.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Always help sick grasshopers.