Sawyogflow is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unthoughtful owl.

Sawyogflow created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Sawyogflow, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sawyogflow, it will turn you into a frog.

Sawyogflow's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sawyogflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.