Cubsigfab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, strong squirrel.

Cubsigfab created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubsigfab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cubsigfab, she will come to you in dreams.

Cubsigfab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cubsigfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Worship no other gods but Cubsigfab.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

5. Respect your elders.