Bossmancat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omniscient horse.

Bossmancat created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossmancat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bossmancat, she will come to you in dreams.

Bossmancat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bossmancat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about cats.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Never hurt manatees.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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