Bossgantof is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented centipede.

Bossgantof created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossgantof, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bossgantof, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bossgantof's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bossgantof's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bossgantof.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.