Febnuttgep is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, bad-tempered bat.

Febnuttgep created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febnuttgep, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Febnuttgep, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Febnuttgep's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Febnuttgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never talk about gravity near horses while wearing white tights.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Feed all hungry swans.