Flapnarlzig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, two-faced bee.

Flapnarlzig created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Flapnarlzig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flapnarlzig, she will turn you into a frog.

Flapnarlzig's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Flapnarlzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Flapnarlzig loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always treat porpoises with great respect.