Tinbomtetti is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring ferret.

Tinbomtetti created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinbomtetti, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tinbomtetti, it will be very sad.

Tinbomtetti's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Tinbomtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sharks.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.