Bestcunpang is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish dove.

Bestcunpang created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestcunpang, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestcunpang, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bestcunpang's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bestcunpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must love Bestcunpang.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about special relativity near pigs while wearing cyan ear rings.

5. Do not laugh in public.