Weggil is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable mole.

Weggil created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Weggil, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Weggil, he will turn you into a sheep.

Weggil's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Weggil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Do not laugh in public.