Milstanbamkempighamnaktarg is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciful beaver.

Milstanbamkempighamnaktarg created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Milstanbamkempighamnaktarg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Milstanbamkempighamnaktarg, it will remove you from existence.

Milstanbamkempighamnaktarg's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Milstanbamkempighamnaktarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Milstanbamkempighamnaktarg.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never mention frogs.