Tiphubkem is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional dragonfly.

Tiphubkem created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Tiphubkem, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tiphubkem, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tiphubkem's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tiphubkem's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tiphubkem five times a day.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Do not hurt dogs.