Kinstervonk Lennulvol is a god.

He takes the form of a large, ruthless dragonfly.

Kinstervonk Lennulvol created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinstervonk Lennulvol, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kinstervonk Lennulvol, he will think nothing of it.

Kinstervonk Lennulvol's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kinstervonk Lennulvol's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Hide if eight grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.