Manbonweg is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unfair hare.

Manbonweg created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Manbonweg, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Manbonweg, he will throw large rocks at you.

Manbonweg's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Manbonweg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet dogs for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Manbonweg.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not listen to music.