Bastfatkimbun is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing owl.

Bastfatkimbun created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastfatkimbun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bastfatkimbun, it will cry a lot.

Bastfatkimbun's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bastfatkimbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.