Shavenlimnurvonpiggombaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unsympathetic swan.

Shavenlimnurvonpiggombaf created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Shavenlimnurvonpiggombaf, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Shavenlimnurvonpiggombaf, she will remove you from existence.

Shavenlimnurvonpiggombaf's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Shavenlimnurvonpiggombaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.