Stragwabdotlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, selfish chinchilla.

Stragwabdotlarn created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragwabdotlarn, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stragwabdotlarn, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Stragwabdotlarn's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Stragwabdotlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stragwabdotlarn.

5. Hide if six mice approach from the south.