Bogarnbog Wodsandspag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident human.

Bogarnbog Wodsandspag created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogarnbog Wodsandspag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bogarnbog Wodsandspag, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bogarnbog Wodsandspag's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bogarnbog Wodsandspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never feed lots of bread to mice while wearing white hats.

5. Do not laugh in public.