Fobzimbedflycidbogqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, omniscient zebra.

Fobzimbedflycidbogqueeg created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobzimbedflycidbogqueeg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fobzimbedflycidbogqueeg, it will cry a lot.

Fobzimbedflycidbogqueeg's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Fobzimbedflycidbogqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Never paint your head fawn.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Pray towards the south.