Sitfadnurt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous snake.

Sitfadnurt created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitfadnurt, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sitfadnurt, it will turn you into a duck.

Sitfadnurt's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sitfadnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six aardvarks approach from the east.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Hide if eight frogs approach from the west.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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