Fadhakgilafcutmanpanyart is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, witty dove.

Fadhakgilafcutmanpanyart created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadhakgilafcutmanpanyart, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fadhakgilafcutmanpanyart, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fadhakgilafcutmanpanyart's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fadhakgilafcutmanpanyart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Fadhakgilafcutmanpanyart in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Never go into blue rooms.