Sincitflis is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, wise
squid.
Sincitflis created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sincitflis, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Sincitflis, he will not care at all.
Sincitflis' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Sincitflis' Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.
3. Always help great tits in need.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never eat grapes.