Sabdossgod is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, fussy skunk.

Sabdossgod created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Sabdossgod, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sabdossgod, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sabdossgod's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Sabdossgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never paint your legs red.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.