Zimgetgig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable elephant.

Zimgetgig created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimgetgig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zimgetgig, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zimgetgig's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Zimgetgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Zimgetgig's priests.

2. Never feed corn to whales while wearing hats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Never hurt ants.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.