Gemrawxinbab Nellgubmot Kiknullwab
is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying
guinea pig
.
Gemrawxinbab Nellgubmot Kiknullwab
created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gemrawxinbab Nellgubmot Kiknullwab
, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Gemrawxinbab Nellgubmot Kiknullwab
, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Gemrawxinbab Nellgubmot Kiknullwab's
most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Gemrawxinbab Nellgubmot Kiknullwab's Holy Commandments
1. You must never eat bread.
2. Always treat mites with great respect.
3. Learn nine new languages a year.
4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Gemrawxinbab Nellgubmot Kiknullwab on top of all buildings.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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