Mabfuddon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, confident penguin.

Mabfuddon created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabfuddon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mabfuddon, it will turn you into a slug.

Mabfuddon's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Mabfuddon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Hide from cyan grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.