Ruttyimgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, self-confident narwhal.

Ruttyimgeb created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Ruttyimgeb, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttyimgeb, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Ruttyimgeb's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Ruttyimgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of oranges to voles while wearing magenta stockings.

2. Never feed coconuts to dolphins while wearing violet tights.

3. Erect six silicon sculptures of Ruttyimgeb on top of important buildings.

4. Hide if eight tortoises approach from the south.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.