Wottagmet is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, self-confident
crab.
Wottagmet created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wottagmet, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Wottagmet, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Wottagmet's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Wottagmet's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Never eat apples.
4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Fast once a month.