Migtofart is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, merciful giraffe.

Migtofart created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migtofart, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Migtofart, she will turn you into a mole.

Migtofart's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Migtofart's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near cats while wearing violet shorts and balancing five aluminium spheres on your arms.

5. Never wear shirts.