Sidarntarp is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent armadillo.

Sidarntarp created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Sidarntarp, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sidarntarp, it will turn you into a mouse.

Sidarntarp's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sidarntarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Do not keep eight dogs in a large pit.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never eat bark.