Sidarntarp is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent
armadillo.
Sidarntarp created a charm quark two million years ago.
If you believe in
Sidarntarp, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Sidarntarp, it will turn you into a mouse.
Sidarntarp's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Sidarntarp's Holy Commandments1. Never look at dwarf planets.
2. Do not keep eight dogs in a large pit.
3. Never think ill of sick frogs.
4. Never think about asteroids.
5. Never eat bark.