Nulltannur is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, ruthless salamander.

Nulltannur created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulltannur, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nulltannur, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Nulltannur's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nulltannur's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Always treat turtles with great respect.
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