Fartanshav is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, wise centaur.

Fartanshav created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Fartanshav, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fartanshav, she will turn you into a duck.

Fartanshav's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fartanshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three frogs in a large pit.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fartanshav.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.