Pibpigpop Litnillquart is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional chicken.

Pibpigpop Litnillquart created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibpigpop Litnillquart, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pibpigpop Litnillquart, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pibpigpop Litnillquart's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pibpigpop Litnillquart's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink snails for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pibpigpop Litnillquart.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Hide if five moths approach from the north.

5. Always take life seriously.