Feddodveen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, irritating otter.

Feddodveen created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Feddodveen, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Feddodveen, it will destroy your home solar system.

Feddodveen's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Feddodveen's Holy Commandments

1. Feddodveen loves horses, so they must be respected.

2. Never feed figs to great tits while wearing boots.

3. Never paint your face magenta.

4. Never mention ants.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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