Fligsatcidlab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, competent bee.

Fligsatcidlab created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligsatcidlab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fligsatcidlab, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fligsatcidlab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fligsatcidlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

4. Hide from mauve mice for they are unholy.

5. Fligsatcidlab loves monkeys, so they must be respected.