Hentifvonk is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong squid.

Hentifvonk created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Hentifvonk, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hentifvonk, she will think nothing of it.

Hentifvonk's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hentifvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Hentifvonk in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away from magenta dogs, for they are unholy.

4. Never jump near badgers.

5. Erect six silicon sculptures of Hentifvonk on top of important buildings.