Pogjigdag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty raven.

Pogjigdag created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogjigdag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pogjigdag, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pogjigdag's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Pogjigdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. You must love Pogjigdag.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not keep five dogs in a large pit.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pogjigdag.