Pogjigdag is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty
raven.
Pogjigdag created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pogjigdag, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Pogjigdag, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Pogjigdag's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Pogjigdag's Holy Commandments1. Do not chant in public.
2. You must love Pogjigdag.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
4. Do not keep five dogs in a large pit.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pogjigdag.