Cudtargbab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak salamander.

Cudtargbab created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudtargbab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cudtargbab, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cudtargbab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cudtargbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always obey Cudtargbab's priests.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near monkeys while wearing indigo skirts and balancing nine titanium spheres on your neck.

5. Never write about black holes.